Tila Tequila will release another sex tape in a few weeks, except this time instead of girl on girl action with Kristina Rose and Charlie Laine called Tila Tequila Uncorked sex tape, this new sex tape she’s fucking a guy, and it’s supposedly very hardcore. Vivid Entertainment secured the rights to the video of Tila and release it just before Christmas time. When Tila is not engaged to a girl, Casey Johnson, who was found dead due to Type 1 Diabetes, she making sex tapes or trying to stir news so she remains in the public eye to some degree.
Britney Spears is topless again, well sort of, with her music video called Perfume, which is a cute little tie in from her fragrance line. What is this some Redbook interview, I think it’s time Britney does something different, besides hanging out with a guy she’ll never get with or bang in a music video. If this was 1999 this crap would work, maybe, but it’s 2013, she needs to do a naked photo shoot or possibly a sex tape.
Last night was the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show, and I obviously missed it since my addiction to porn is that much greater. Since the Victoria’s Secret girls are just not skinny enough for me, I like them borderline dead skinny looking. Victoria’s Secret models, Doutzen Kroes, Joan Smalls and Cara Delevingne decided to pull a Miley Cyrus and started a twerking session.
It’s all because of Joan Smalls fault, shes Puerto Rican, and you know those girls know how to shake their asses. Cara Delevingne decided to put her hands to good use and film the fucking thing, not to mention upload it on her Instagram account, because clearly no one knows who the fuck she is yet.
Miranda Kerr topless is always a good way to start my morning at Starbucks, because Bazaar Magazine seems to have the same policy I do. Just have girls walking around topless and if they are Miranda Kerr even better, who needs tee shirts anyway. I rather just see the breasts immediately, so I know if I like them are not, because I cannot be wasting my time with some sagging breasts.